Teya τόπλες ομιλία

Is there any sort of an initiation ceremony? - Yeah, I was going to say, we'll have to go for the initiation.

Oh, right, okay. - Normally, it involves a dressing up bag and some toys.

Oh my goodness! - And no lube for first timers either.

Wow, you know, I think I've lived such a sheltered life. - I think I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Well, it'd be great if you could actually come and visit Scotland. You could bring a whole bunch of your pals, wouldn't you?